Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Precipice
My face is calm. It is peaceful. No signs of the turmoil. No indication of the storm. Raging inside me. I am angry. Very angry. Very angry.
I am beyond the questions. They have betrayed me. I want to shout. No, scream. But, I just took a resolution. I will stay calm. Yes, I will stay calm. My face is calm. It is peaceful. No signs of the turmoil. No indication of the storm. Raging inside me.
The flashbulbs will go off. Without me. The newspapers will talk. Not about me. A household name. Not me. It's seething inside me. But I will stay calm. I need to. For their sake at least. Why should I be the gentleman. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them. Their living guts. And all you fuckers too. Fuck you all. Fuck You......
I am angry. I promised to stay calm. I am calm. Can I be calm. I'll meet those phoneys. I'll be calm. My face is calm. It is peaceful. No signs of the turmoil. No indication of the storm. Raging inside me.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Mumbaiyya
This blog is addressed to all non mumbaikars (like me). The name Mumbai or Bombay features in my list of cool cities. So does Paris and L.A. My choices are obviously a result of my experiences, both real and imaginary. I have for instance experienced Paris by night but only imagined sunny L.A. But that is beside the point. The main thing is that Bombay is in my list of cool cities.
How it got there is a long story....
To me Bombay had always been this place in the Movies. Almost every movie somehow mega glorified Bombay. Scenes from Rangeela with Urmila swaying her hips and Aamir khan being studly shall always have Bombay encrusted in the Background. So Bombay, for me was this ethereal town. In the movies it firmly remained. Until one summer after first year of college, I decided to visit it. Believe me it was everything that I thought it would be. My first few days was an overwhelming experience. I tended to observe the hubbub in Bombay from a higher plane. The people dashing. The horns blaring. The extreme wealth. The utter poverty. It was like the movies. Every bit of it was true. After the first few days, I needed to meet someone at a certain time and at a certain place. I didn't realize but I had already divorced myself from my detachment of Bombay. As I ran to take the next local from Dadar, flagged down an auto, and cursed the many beggars, I was oblivious to the reality that I had now been officially inducted into Mumbaihood. And the story continued.
Many more Mumbai trips have happened since them. I have met some amazing people, been to cool hangouts, done very fun things and today Mumbai is easily up there. Right among the best of the lot.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Post Mortem
Where do people go when they die ?
I really don't know the answer to that. Somehow this always comes under the purview of every religion. Either acknowledging it or the complete lack of it. There is no middle ground. But, I want to know what happens to me when I die. Do i switch off like a machine and then everything goes into utter darkness??.... The thought is scary. But as always, the spark of ingenuity in me has come with an alternate explanation.
I don't care what others say, but this is where I will go, period.
A place with lots of good food and drinks.
I really don't know the answer to that. Somehow this always comes under the purview of every religion. Either acknowledging it or the complete lack of it. There is no middle ground. But, I want to know what happens to me when I die. Do i switch off like a machine and then everything goes into utter darkness??.... The thought is scary. But as always, the spark of ingenuity in me has come with an alternate explanation.
I don't care what others say, but this is where I will go, period.
A place with lots of good food and drinks.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Cutie
She stood there blocking my path. In ordinary circumstances, I would just step aside and proceed totally oblivious. But her eyes held me. She was a cow albeit a very cute one. Her eyelashes so pretty, that it almost seemed like she had kajal on. As she chewed her cud, ruminating on her daily forages, I began to wonder whether she actually noticed my presence. There was also the outside chance that she might suddenly get very touchy and decide to gore me with her unsightly horns. This thought started nagging me. At first it started off as an itch in a corner of my head and then it started creeping into my nerves. Within a few moments, it had developed into a full blown paranoia. The docile image of her bovinness been replaced by that of a raging, depraved and wild animal. Flares after flares of adrenalin rushed through me. My face flushed. My blood was hot. I could feel sweat on my back. I wanted to run, but couldn't decide which direction to flee. I just stood there transfixed, rooted at the spot. Well, time passed. I remember feeling very hungry, and the mess food tasting godly.
P.S. Those who can know will know.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Blackout(s) II
The shadow of a human hand fell on a whitish wall. The shadow danced a slow clumsy dance. It flickered and jumped as if it were the least bit comfortable. Then suddenly there was darkness. A gust of wind had knocked open the window. The wick of the candle lay smoldering. The red glow gently diminishing with every swirl of cold air. Slowly, the last embers died out. The night sounds made their eerie presence felt. The sound of crickets filled the dark void. "Where the hell is the matchbox ?"
Friday, October 10, 2008
The dog that said no.
Every now and again, there occurs an events so improbable that it shakes your entire belief system. I encountered one such event today. The essential premise of man's superiority over animals is that we are able to think and take well thought out decisions. More thought, less instinct. In fact, we take pride that we can delay instinct so much that it becomes rational thinking. It is perhaps in our instinct to eat meat when hungry, but a strict vegetarian will tell you otherwise. As I said before, thought prevails over instinct. What I could no digest was why a dog(belonging to the canine family)would refuse to eat meat and choose sambar rice instead. Strange. Maybe genetic mutations are happening at a faster rate, and very soon we will see a new breed of vegetarian dogs. But consider the possibility, that the dog refused the meat by choice. Could this mean that, we humans are not so unique after all.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Blackout(s)
The buzz near my ear was seriously irritating me. I swear, I hate mosquitoes. By now, a layer of sweat had formed on my face, which somehow encouraged me to sweat even more. The buzz reached a crescendo. Ok enough! the mosquito had to die. Whack..!!!... ya, it's dead. A feeling of satisfaction came over me, that me temporarily revel in the glow of this terrible blackout.
My room was getting too stuffy for my liking, so I went out to the verandah. The 3 AM moonlight greeted me, with a certain sense of foreboding. All around me the trees were bathed in the dim light. I was feeling lonely all right. I placed myself on the verandah wall and thought no thoughts. Just this nagging feeling of wanting to sleep. Images of the previous day and the day to come flitted before my eyes. 3AM is a very wierd time. It's not yesterday nor today nor tomorrow. Well I just remained. thinking no thoughts.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
What is Happening in Kashmir?
My daily dose of news comes in the form of newspaper delivered with a loud thud. This is my cue that the day has started and the world has indeed turned a full circle. Lately I just don't feel like getting up and reading the news. It's not because of my laziness, I'm simply afraid of what I might see. Violence is everywhere. Bomb blasts, genocide in S.Ossetia and now riots in Kashmir. Seriously, what the hell is going on in the garden on top of the world?
I'm a proud Indian, I have enormous faith in the army and I'll stand by every decision they take. However, I can't help but draw parallels in history. Whenever, the indigenous people of a region are genuinely pissed, change happens. Trying to stop the rising tide of change by imposing martial law and killing innocent civilians is never the solution. Such a scenario is only going to have violent repurcussions. The founding fathers of our country have always told us to tread the path of peace and non violence. Even happenings in Palestine, Iraq and Vietnam have have shown us the prolonged effects of the use of force. I sincerely hope that an amicable solution is found to whatever it is that the people of Kashmir are upset about and that the violence ends soon.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Peripatetic me
My Halcyon days were spent in the winters of Delhi. The holidays were a time for friends and family. On one such winter, still a wee lad, barely started going to school, I was basking in the sun. Sprawled out on my grandma's lap, I was gently purring like a Persian cat that has just had an entire fish. My grandma used to shower me with grandmotherly affection and narrate to me Panchatantra stories packed with morales( none of it has sunk in :( ). She was examining my feet and she told me something that I can never forget. She had noticed a small mole on the sole of my right foot. She said that this signified that I would do a lot of travelling, just like my dad.
Hmmmm... I'm 20 now and I certainly have travelled a lot. From peering down at the Big Apple on top of the WTC, taking a hike on the Great wall, celebrating Bastille day in front of the Eiffel tower, shopping on Orchard street, staying at a Nazi Concentration camp, swearing at pimps in Bangkok, conquering the Himalayas,Alps and the Appalachians to visiting temples in every nook and corner in India. I have been there, done that and I am definitely going to travel a lot more too. It is easy to give into fatalism and make up theories to explain the reality around you. It's convenient to say that this is my fate and feel good about it. I make no such claim despite my grandma's sincere predictions. One thing I'm sure of, fate or no fate, my dad loves travelling and I have his bug.
Turn on, Tune in, Drop out
Came across this recently. Very Nice.
" Turn on' meant go within to activate your neural and genetic equipment. Become sensitive to the many and various levels of consciousness and the specific triggers that engage them. Drugs were one way to accomplish this end. 'Tune in' meant interact harmoniously with the world around you - externalize, materialize, express your new internal perspectives. Drop out suggested an elective, selective, graceful process of detachment from involuntary or unconscious commitments. 'Drop Out' meant self-reliance, a discovery of one's singularity, a commitment to mobility, choice, and change. Unhappily my explanations of this sequence of personal development were often misinterpreted to mean 'Get stoned and abandon all constructive activity.' " - Leary
Siddhartha by Herman Hesse
Questions of the spirit and the soul have never really troubled me nor did I have too much time to even pose such questions. Everything has been about fulfilling my needs in the present. Herman Hesse calls this living in samsara. He states that living in samsara makes you acutely aware of your senses. Feelings of joy, anxiety, pleasure, pain, etc. take on a new meaning. Somehow this is not such a good thing. Hesse claims that there is an alternative. There is a higher plane that humans should aspire to reach, something about detachment from the self and being one with everything. Realising the intransience of time and the value of wisdome over knowledge. You get the picture.
Like a true cynic, I mock all that he propounds. Obviously, my negative overtones have a reason and that reason is not so complex. I just love living.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Glades
A tender flower looked at the prince over the mildewed grass,
wondering who the fellow was, sleeping with a face so calm;
Something's wrong with his pallor though she, something about his eyes,
never have I seen a chap so still, so completely detached from life;
Many moons had passed,many stars had shown, over the garden glades,
and he began to bloat,he began to smell, much like a rotten corpse;
Oh! What an arrogant lad thought she, how dare he look so bad,
somebody should tell him firmly, to go die somewhere else;
Autumn passed and winter came, over the hallowed land,
the flower she was no more, much like all her friends;
The prince, lay he, still like a bunch of bones ,
who are we to judge, who are we to dictate, over the grassy glades;
Friday, July 18, 2008
Goodbye France... I love you
Well my journey has come to an end. It is time for hugs and goodbyes. I am supremely sad to be leaving. Wish I could have stayed on for some more time. In the short duration that I was here, I really have fallen in love with France. The life, the culture and the people shall forever remain with me. I know I have many more places to go, many more things to see, more people to meet, but I am sure that this place has touched me like none other. Even if I come back to France later in my life, things will not be the same. I will have different needs and expectations. Well, it won't be the same. Maybe it was meant to be just a dreamtrip. A dream that I will forever cherish. It is now time to wake up.
Goodbye France. Au Revoir.
French cuisine
What can I say.. they are simply delectable... This is a picture blog about what you might generally expect to have on a typical French lunch meal. It's hard on the veggies, but that's your personal choice.
You start with the Entréés which are basically different varitieties of salads and fruits.
Fish salade
Shrimp salade
Carrot Salade
Cold meat salade
Then you move onto the main course, where there are exceptionally large number of choices. You pick a main dish which is generally a type of meat or fish and have it with something like vegetables or rice.
Poulet(Chicken)
Dinde(Turkey)
Brochette
Poisson(Fish)
All the main course dishes demand that you have it with something...
Rice
Vegetables
Frites( Yes the French love French fries :) :) )
And finally the desserts, I don't know how they do it... but they are simply godly. How thye achieve such taste and perfection shall always remain a mystery to me.
I don't really remember the names of them. Feast your eyes anyway.
You start with the Entréés which are basically different varitieties of salads and fruits.
Fish salade
Shrimp salade
Carrot Salade
Cold meat salade
Then you move onto the main course, where there are exceptionally large number of choices. You pick a main dish which is generally a type of meat or fish and have it with something like vegetables or rice.
Poulet(Chicken)
Dinde(Turkey)
Brochette
Poisson(Fish)
All the main course dishes demand that you have it with something...
Rice
Vegetables
Frites( Yes the French love French fries :) :) )
And finally the desserts, I don't know how they do it... but they are simply godly. How thye achieve such taste and perfection shall always remain a mystery to me.
I don't really remember the names of them. Feast your eyes anyway.
The Vin Chaude experiment
My trip to Chamonix(French Alps) was simply out of this world. The snow white mountains, the beautiful valley shall forever remain etched in my heart and mind. The mountains can be very chilly(snow cover) and once you come down into the valley, you feel like having something that'll warm ur senses. One of my good friends had suggested that I try vin chaude(Hot wine). It was certainly an experiment cuz I've never had anything like it. Everything till now had been served chilled or at most at room temperature.
It arrived in a goblet, looking no different from normal wine. Until I saw all that was in it. A variety of exotic spices and cardamom sticks hung about in it. It was hot to touch. And the smell it emanated... ummmm.... I suggest if any of you ever go to Chamonix in ur lifetime, don't forget to seal it with a Vin chaude.
Patra Series III - Kela Power
It was the night before 'fete de la Musique'(Festival of Music) and the next day promised many great adventures.
22:00 hours : I rushed out off the Paris metro to rendezvous with Patra at the Eiffel Tower, who had promised to meet me there in great urgence.
22:10 hours : I was right under the Eiffel waiting for our man Patra to turn up, but to no avail.
22:20 hours : Made some frantic missed calls to Patra( I had 30 cents on my phone )
22:30 hours : A message arrives from Patra saying that he is on the Metro.
22:30:30 hours : I get frust. Y the f*** did he make me run all the way here?
23:00 hours : I decide I've had enough of sitting under a giant four legged erect male organ. I go for a walk around the park.
23:30 hours : I stroll back peacefully to find Patra standing at the designated spot, smiling contently. His reason for being late. "Arre I went to eat dosas at Gare du Nord(Paris India Town)". Something shrieked very hard inside me. It wanted to shout things like - "***tirade of adult curses*** Dosas ????? I have been standing here and waiting all this while for you and you've been eating Dosas???? ***tirade of adult curses*** .. !!! ", but since I'm so good natured, all that came out was "I see"
23:32 hours : We decide to climb up the eiffel tower(by foot) and stand in one of the many long lines.
00:10 hours : We reach the head of the queue and a big black guard looks at us rather sheepishly. "Open your bags please", the monster bellows. I timidly show him all my earthly possessions lest he bark at me again. Now his attention turns to Patra. "Open your bags please", the monster bellows yet again. Well fed Patra smiles and with an air of cool confidence opens his bag. The incredible hulk rummages through it, and suddenly lets out something like a giggle. Patra and I snatch a puzzled glance at each other. The giggle turns into a roaring guffaw. Mr Titan finally looks at Patra and lays bare the mystery "Ooooohhhh.... Banana.. HAHA HAHA HAHA". What he actually meant by that was "Kele khaane waale bachcho... tum kya terrorism karo ge" ... :D :D
Melancholy Marvin
Everybody loves Raymond. Does anybody love Marvin? I don't. There is something seriously annoying about depressed people and when a robot gets depressed , you've had it...!!!
Marvin is one of the many characters in h2g2(hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy). If you haven't read h2g2 , i suggest you do so immediately. It's not well crafted like LOTR nor is it over hyped like Harry Potter. The book is simply a laugh riot that'll have you falling off the chair so many times that you wish you had your floor done with Turkish cushions.
Now getting back to Marvin, he is utterly depressing. He can take the most joyous of occassions and turn it into the saddest catastrophe. I'm telling you, the robot is a hazard..!!!
If the year was 1984 and I was Big Brother, you can be be sure there's gonna be one sorry bot...!!!
Yinsomniyaaaaa ??
Cant keep my eyes open now. I can just feel this is going to be a very arbit blog. No maybe the arbiterer of the earlier blog that I was thinking of writing.
That sound in Nice is still echoing in my ears. it brings about a mixture of sleep, tiredness and bordeaux Rosé.
K my eyes are closed now, I am opeining them in intervals of a few seconds trying to force myself to appear interested. What does it remind me of ???? IT does remind me of something. Yes those terrible hours in high school, when everybody in the world wanted to judge you by that one exam.
K, my left hand is refusing to cooerate. Am too sleepy, goodnihgt;
me
All about Rosè
There are many varities of wine. Some sweet, some sour, some just plain brilliant. Rose is one of the varieties and I won't go into how it is made or how it is served or bla bla.. All I want to talk about is my experience with Rose champagne(Champagne is the drink that fizzes all over, Schumaker loves spraying it around). Patra and I had a debate over whether there can be a rose champagne.
Somehow my experience has been limited to Brut and Demi sec which are both White wine varities of Champagne. I proceeded to vehemently argue the case against Rose champagne. Patra was more open minded and raised the intellectually creative question of why a rose variety can't exist. I came back with "If it is indeed possible, somebody would have thought of it". And the issue was laid to rest.
Until I went to the supermarket the other day and saw a row full of Rose champagnes just sitting there. I am the cat and curiosity got the better of me. I remember waking up the next morning expecting to have a terrible hangover, but guess what, Rose and champagne love each other... :) :)
cycle tracks
Thursday, July 3, 2008
All hail hail
It started with a gentle pitter patter. The kind that warms your heart and makes you feel like pulling your leg up and letting your body sink into the sofa. Claps of thunder rang across the sky. Hmmmm... perfect. By now I was snuggled in nice and comfortable. Slowly, every muscle in my body relaxed and I started slipping into a dreamy state. I started picturing a rainy day back at home, with khichdi and pakodas. Vicky (my dog) would really be enjoying his siesta. Somehow, the day would be a weekend and dad would be at home too. I would constantly be pestering bahadur to teach me how to make a paper boat.Perfect...That warm, cozy feeling was complete now. Nothing could shake me now... not even the constant loud roar outside. Hmmm...??? the question did creep into the back of my head. What was that noise?
I gave in finally and peeked out the window. What a spectacle did I behold...!!!!! Hail Hail everywhere...!!! It looked like a white sheet of ice had suddenly appeared out of nowhere. I ran out, got pummelled and picked up little ice bits till my hands hurt. All the while it never occured to me that I was proving to be quite an oddity. While normal people ran for cover, I was the psyche job who was prancing around in the zero degree rain collecting hail stones. The stones kept melting but there were so many more...
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Patra Series II - Yentraa Patra
Patra likes having casual encounters with cheery anglo saxons. They talk the same language as us, and believe me,that is a LOT in common. Sometimes the anglo saxons turn out to be not quite that pedigree and have their lineage in the subcontinent. When these anglicized Indians meet Patra a lot of feelings bubble up within them and overflow in a giant volcano. In short, a UK desi said something to Patra.....
UK desi( beaming smile, approaches Patra ) : "Telegu aaaaa ???"
( hand over my mouth )
( cannot suppress laughter )
me: "Hohoho...!!!!! Hahahahaa....!!!!!"
( Pale white Patra )
( Still smiling UK desi )
Our wing is finally complete in all cultural diversity. Our very own Gult.
Arbeit Macht Frei
"Work will set you free"
The Nazis were a cruel lot. Hoarding people up like cattle and putting them in work camps gave them their necessary sense of superiority. But it didn't stop at that. They needed constant symbolism of their power over others.
The first thing that prisoners arriving at the concentration camp saw were the words "Arbeit Macht Frei" meaning "Work will set you free". Oh! that sense of humor, can't get over it.
Patra Series I - The smelly socks affair
Walking around for days without taking off your shoes does tend to make your feet a bit smelly. Well our man Patra did something extraordinary that is well worth a blog. There are many places where you can remove your shoes like for eg on a park bench, by the river side or in the comfort of your private quarters. A German AC bus is not one of them.
I don't kniw whether it was a pact or not but Patra and the Italian next to him decide to De-Apparel( no better phrase, sorry )at the same time. Well you can imagine what happened next. Billions of billions of molecules started bouncing around the bus in perfect elastic collisions carrying with them the aroma of all the places to where patra had been. That it was an AC bus ensured that not a single fellow was lost. Then, things got a little out of hand.
The bus driver stopped the bus.
He got off his seat.
Walked in the direction of Patra.
Sniffed around.
Shouted at the Italian.
Turned the AC on full blow.
Walked back.
Everyone stared at the Italian scornfully.
One thing is for sure. Our bhagvan ji ki darshan is certainly paying off...
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
The Great Escape
Dare to escape ?
Well this was no ordinary penitentiary. It was the infamous dachau concentartion camp. Probably not as infamous as its bigger cousin, Auschwitz, where they mercilessly gassed thousands of jews, gypsies and commmies alike. Dachau was all ready to do murder enmasse but the Americans arrived in time.
So, how does one escape from this facility. Well you needed the standard escape kit.
Contents of the kit.
1. Compelling reason to escape - Life vs Death ..
2. Daring plan - digging underground tunnels perhaps
3. some strength - if you could steal a few breads from ur fellow jew
4. Whole lot of guts - definitely
So, doesnt sound very difficult. But NO. Only ONE guy escaped..!!!! and that too during the initial years of the camp around 1933.
You were broken down mentally, physically and emotionally at Dachau.
So your dreams of a Great Escape would remain as dreams.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
The End
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend
The end of our elaborate plans
The end of ev'rything that stands
The end
Tucked away in a small grave in a large cemetary. Virtually unknown. No major epitaph. No fancy grafiti. Nothing as grand and eclectic as the man who lies beneath. I had the honor of paying my respects to the man, the legend.
A Tribute to one of the greatest men of our times - Jim Morrison
WINDFALL...!!!!!
I don't believe it...!!!!
My daily fortune on the orkut page said that I will come into a large inheritance. and the thing is I did .. !!!
Someone in the laundry room had left a Box full of stuff saying "Take what you please ... !!!!" ....
At first I thought it would be some junk. But NO. It was an absolute treasure trove...!!!! Full of amazing stuff to eat.
Honey, Chocolate Sauce, Jams, basil, herbs, bolougniase sauce, other sauces, different types of coffee, Olive oil, the entire works...!!!!
and lurking just behind the Marmalade, was a jar full of my favourite NUTELLA .. !!!!
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Reichstag
The Reichstag in Berlin is the German equivalent of the Parliament in New Delhi. Or is it ?
In both places politicians sit and hanker over the pettiest of issues. The parliament has its own idiosyncracies like chair throwing and fun riots to break the monotony. Likewise, the Reichstag has its own idiosyncracy too. When the politicians are tired of bickering with each other, they just look up. And who do they see? Looking down upon them are the people. Certainly helps put things in perspective.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
The story of Knut the polar bear
There has been plenty of hype around Knut the polar bear. A brief introduction about Knut is in order. He was born in the Berlin zoo and rejected by his mother for unknown reasons. He grew up in captivity past infancy ,became a celebrity and the zoo earned truckloads of money of his accord. One look at him and it's obvious what shot him to stardom. There is a corner inside every human being that Knut manages to touch and we go "Awwwww....." . The thing is, he is one and a half years old now. A big shaggy polar bear and getting increasingly less cute day by day. But people still remember him as Knut, the polar bear that was cute. How peculiar, that stardom in the animal kingdom fades with age too.
Chaos Theory
No.I am not referring to the butterfly effect. Nor am I making some abstruse allusion to Marshall and Lily's 'Olive theory'. None of that, sorry. It's simply an observation I have made off late that I have so arrogantly dubbed as a theory.
The theory essentially goes like this : "People DESIRE chaos"
It's not very apparent when you observe that mothers have a penchant for keeping homes neat and clean. Don't be deluded by this apparent aberration. The truth will not be revealed if you only scratch the surface, you need to dig deeper. Order and chaos have forever been battling for our attention though chaos always wins the war(Second Law of Thermodynamics). Nevertheless, why we choose one over the other at a given instant of time is very subjective. It depends on the context of the choice.
People choose order more out of necessity. It's good to find your car keys on top of the fridge every morning. It's good if there is no traffic on the way to work. It's good if things are just right. Just the way you planned them to be. That's because people think of the long run. Putting the keys in the right place tonight so that you can find them tomorrow morning is planning ahead. But if you start thinking of now and now alone, a lot of perspectives will change. The thrill of doing something chaotic, something rebellious is just too strong. I can describe Order as someone you get married to whereas Chaos is your paramour.
I had an interesting encounter with a young French guy. He was very happy to meet me, an Indian. He had been on an exchange program to IIM Calcutta. So I asked him what was the best thing he liked about Kolkata? His eyes glazed over as he recalled the fondest of his memories. He said, "Ze Chaos".
Monday, June 16, 2008
Rude Awakenings
The Night train from Berlin to Paris is a lot like our Indian trains. There are cubicles for 6 people to sit. Those of you who have seen Eurotrip will recognize it as the one where Mr 'Miscuzzi' gets in. So in my cubicle there were only two people apart from me. A white French girl and a white Brazilian boy. There is a reason why I mention 'white' which will soon become apparent. The ticket checker had already come by and it was getting late. So we switched off the lights and drew the blinds. It had been a long day and I immediately fell sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, I was rudely awakened when a man walked into our cubicle and switched on the lights. It was guy from the 'Polizei' and he was asking us for our passports. He checked mine first and for the other two he just waved his hand and said "It's ok" and summarily left.
All done and I was ready to go back to sleep when I notice that the others were staring at me. The Brazilian looks at the French girl and says "I can't believe he just did that..!!" and then continues looking at me with a mixture of concern and disgust. But what did I do? The French girl then says "It's just not fair, this is discrimination". Then slowly it dawns on me that they were referring to the policeman. Sometimes you need foreigners to give you a rude awakening.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Homeless
Majestic creatures should roam free. They command a respect that we humans are only obliged to fulfill. One look at this melancholy polar bear broke my heart. Looking at the world from behind a glass window begging to be taken away. All the little kids with their mums and dads pass by on the other side of the glass window. All he wants is a family that he can call his own. Not too much to ask for is it ?
A simple family ... that's all. Please take him away.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Le Pain
'Pain' is bread in French, so as to clear all misconceptions. Pronounced as 'Paaaç' with a nasal intonation at the end.
Sitting next to me in the train was this old lady. The rich and sophisiticated types. She was dressed tip top and wore white gloves. The kind that golfers have. She emanated an air of aristocracy. I tried very hard not to look her way, but my eyes kept straying and I continued gazing upon her with awe. Then she took out this white handbag. Written on its side were the words 'GUCCI', the sides of which glistened with every motion. At this point I had shed all remnants of decency and was gaping at her without shame. Out from her bag came this object wrapped in white paper. Her hands(covered with white gloves) slowly unwrapped a piece of bread. She tore it from the side. I watched her chew the dry piece of bread. She did this again and again. No topping nothing. One dry piece of bread after another. I felt like I was peering into her life through a telescope. Dry, cold and emotionless.
Leaving On A Jet Plane
All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn
The taxi's waitin', he's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could die
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go
There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I'll tell you now, they don't mean a thing
Every place I go, I think of you
Every song I sing, I sing for you
When I come back I'll wear your wedding ring
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go
Now the time has come to leave you
One more time, oh, let me kiss you
And close your eyes and I'll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the times that I won't have to say ...
Oh, kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go
And I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Edge of the world
Standing at the edge of Europe. With the vast expanse of the Atlantic ocean behind me made me think of Douglas Adams and Lord Krishna. Queer combination. Let me explain. Yashoda had the celestial vision after looking into Krishna's mouth. Zaphod Beeblebrox survived the machine that showed him the entire universe. Like them, I too couldn't help but ponder about my place in the world. It's not very pleasant to feel tiny. A microscopic speck in this huge world. It's not just the open spaces that bothered me but the fact that time is fleeting. The Subhodeep of this moment is not the Subhodeep of the next.
Monday, June 9, 2008
Red
"I was in no mood to move over. I love days like this. Rainy, dark and during that part of the monsoon where the rain is not a novelty. It just pours and pours as if to prove a point. I heard the school bus in the morning which means that there is still a good two hours to go before that brat comes back and starts tossing me around.
Oh won't she just shut up!! The old witch. Why doesnt she get it, I'm not moving, period.
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Now she's crying. Disgusting.
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I wonder what her problem is ? I just hope that she doesnt expect me to cuddle up to her and comfort her. I am in absolutely no mood to participate in all that drama. It's a different issue when I'm hungry.
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...**Cough..**Cough***...
Damn Bird.
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Thursday, June 5, 2008
Apparely Cross
My god what do they come up with ??? So while Patra and I were randomly roaming around Monaco we came across this little marvel. A crossword shoe or a shoe crossword ? The proud owner of this might be a little frustrated though. Crossword but no clues. Ouch that hurts. And even if the clues were there would he actually fill in the boxes? I wouldn't. It's too pretty.
P.S. Sorry, Dish. Had it been about €60 cheaper it would have been all yours... :( :(
Pop health
Slimming, Weightloss, Low Cal, Diet Coke, Atkins Diet, 10 min workouts, tummy trimmer, sauna baths, liposuction, etc etc...What people wouldn't do for the perfect figure.
"Hey Anil, I didn't expect to see you at the gym."
"Been working on that 6 pack. Soon King Khan will be coming to me for advice... ha ha ha... !!!"
"Would you like some cake, dear ?"
"No thanks aunty, got to watch out for those nasty carbs you know..."
"Oh yes dear, I understand"
Ring a Bell? All too familiar snippets of chit chat?
I find that the 'fitness' part is missing for some reason. Somehow trimming down, looking beautiful, muscling up, etc seem to occupy the limelight. And if these primary motives are met maybe you become fit as a spinoff. An added advantage so to say. But, shouldn't all these ethereal things be added advantages from becoming fit. Isn't fitness the driving criteria ?
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